Dorky Fisher Kids

My kids are the biggest dorks in the world! I mean it, there are none more dorkier then my kids! They do the stupidest stuff and then can not understand why they have an Epic Fail!
Christopher always wants to "drawl". Amberlin is always going to the "bafroom". Kaitlyn is always saying "What?" and you know she heard you because you are looking right at her! They jump off the swings and hurt their feet when they land because they wore no shoes. They ride their bikes in their flip flops and fall off the bike because the flip flop gets caught under the pedal. They play with ants and are just bewildered as to why they get bit. They come home with grass stains on their knees and can not figure out how I know they were sliding on the grass at school. They eat chocolate and barely any of it makes it into their mouth. They leave all their clothes all over the floors in their bedrooms and can not understand why they have no more clean underwear. Their shoes are soaking wet in the morning because they left them on the grass in the backyard and apparently do not get the concept that we have sprinklers. They know they are not allowed in the garden, yet they come running in saying they found a huge eggplant and then say they saw it from the swings. Yeah right! They take 30 minutes to take out the garbage and then come in and tell you they got bit by an ant! How? Cause they were playing with them instead of putting the garbage in the can!

When do they stop? When will they finally get it? Parents are not stupid and no we do not have ESP. You would think after the third time of the same thing happening, they would figure out the cause and fix it. But not my kids, they are completely oblivious! I sware when God was passing out common sense they were playing with the dang ants and missed it! I just can not wait until they have children of their own and they call and complain to me about the stupid stuff their kids are doing! I am going to laugh like a loony bin resident and hang up the phone! You are on your own for this one buddy! Welcome to parenthood!